Posts tagged advice to a friend

Jane Greer, PhD’s recent post “5 signs he DOESN’T love you” doesn’t reveal much about relationships, but it does indicate a few “red flags” in her abilities as a therapist:

1. INCESSANT USE OF CAPS LOCK

2. Dr. Greer’s advice seems to be primarily derived from decades-old song lyrics, like “If he says ‘I only want to be with you,’ pay attention,” “He makes AND breaks promises” and “He always talks about the future, but the future never comes” or (blogic fave) “He says, ‘I want you to have my baby.’”

3. Her past work includes “The Afterlife Connection: A Therapist Reveals How To Communicate With Departed Loved Ones”

4. Her advice sounds like it was culled from a 7th grade birthday-sleepover-party: “if you’re kissing and he’s kissing you back but you find his eyes are open and he’s looking around, you should know that’s a sign to consider.”

*Galtime.com, we know we’ve been harsh (see here). Thanks for keeping the welschmertz at bay, though!

on crafting the perfect tweet to an idolized celeb, best known for her role on a certain 90s cult TV show:

“don’t say empowering. she’s an actress, not a human rights activist.” and “tweet! stop trying to be clever.”

— ev to lebvs, 1/11/2011

thank god one of us was an english major! (how do you like that sentence construction?)